[ilds] Fw: ah....drinking..........

[Pamela Francis]

I'll drink to that...but do I have to wait till 4 o'clock?

>From: "Denise Tart & David Green" <dtart at bigpond.net.au>
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>Subject: [ilds] Fw: ah....drinking..........
>Date: Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:36:00 +1000
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>Denise Tart & David Green
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>----- Original Message -----
>From: Leon Lowis
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>Sent: Saturday, August 18, 2007 6:08 PM
>Subject: Fw: ah....drinking..........
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>       The Value of a  Drink
>
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>       "Sometimes  when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
>       I feel  shame.  Then  I look into the glass and think
>       about the workers in the vineyards and  all of their hopes
>       and dreams. If  I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
>       of work and their dreams  would be shattered.
>       Then I say to  myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let 
>their
>       dreams come  true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
>       ~ Jack  Handy
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>       WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what 
>the hell
>       happened to your bra and panties.
>       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>       "I  feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
>       wake up in the  morning, that's as good as they're
>       going to feel all day. "
>       ~Frank  Sinatra
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>       WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that 
>you are  tougher, smarter, faster  and better looking than most people.
>       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>       "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
>       ~  Henny Youngman
>
>       WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people 
>are laughing WITH  you.
>       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>       "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.  Coincidence? I think not."
>       ~ Stephen Wright
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>       WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can  
>sing.
>       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>       "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
>       we fall asleep.  When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
>       When we commit no sin, we go to  heaven. So, let's all
>       get drunk and go to heaven!"
>       ~ Brian  O'Rourke
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>       WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause  pregnancy.
>       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>       "Beer  is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
>       ~ Benjamin  Franklin
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>       WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing  
>like a retard.
>       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>       "Without  question, the greatest invention in the
>       history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the
>       wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel  does
>       not go nearly as well with pizza."
>       ~ Dave Barry
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>       WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your 
>friends over and  over again that you love them.
>       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>       To some ! it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in 
>a can!
>       ~Dave  Howell
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>       WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can 
>logically converse  with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
>       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>       And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff  Clavin,of  
>Cheers.
>       One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the  
>BuffaloTheory to his buddy Norm.
>       Here's how it  went:
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>       "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of  buffalo can  only 
>move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when  the  herd is hunted, it is 
>the slowest and weakest  ones at  the back that are killed first This 
>natural selection  is good  for the herd as a whole, because the general 
>speed and health of the whole  group keeps improving by the regular  
>killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can  
>only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of  
>alcohol, as we know,  kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the 
>slowest and weakest brain  cells first. In this way, regular consumption of 
>beer eliminates the  weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more 
>efficient machine.  That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
>
>       WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are 
>whispering when you  are not
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